j00 are indeed l33t if j00 have made it THIS far... wow... ENOUGH BABBLING!! On with the lesson.

! IF YOU GET CAUGHT... You must deny that you
saw this site... if you don't you might get thrown
in a cell with some guy named Mitnick... and
everyone knows HE isn't l33t...

wow... I opened up with a BANG didn't I?

Every l33t hax0r knows that part of being a l33t hax0r is bragging about what you have done. Otherwise who will know? j00 will be just another lamer without a fan following and no group named after you like 'K-Rad Force' or something.
"But Fox," you say, "How can I brag without getting caught??"

I'm so glad you asked me that...

First, you must go into a chat room like #phreak, #2600 or even #hax0rz and when you get in, you type:

"I AM A HAX0R DUDE... PH33R MY SKILLZ!!! I USE AOL, I HAXORED THEM!!"

Even if you didn't hax0r them at first (it took me two times before I could hax0r their intense defenses, so keep trying) you must claim that you have, otherwise you are just another lamer. If they don't respond at first, you must scroll it many times until someone responds. This is the only way they will ph33r j00.

Do not be dismayed if they kick you out, take this as a sign of great respect. They ph33r you SO much they don't want you in there hax0ring thier computers. If they don't kick you out... then you are just another lamer... For extra bonus points, msg the ops ( the ones with the @ before thier nicks) and tell them how much they suck and that you will hax0r them if they don't let you back in. Watch how fast you get a fan following.

"But Fox," you whine, "This doesn't tell me how NOT to get caught!!"

Hold yer britches sparky, I'm getting to that. You see... it's your fans and followers that will help you. Many scary, mean government officials may come online looking for you, and if you are a lamer, people will tell them where to find you. Of course, because you are using AOL, that makes it almost impossible, since AOL ph33rz you and you get it free anyway. If you have alot of hax0r friends, they will lie for you and you won't get caught.

See? I told you these lessons are important! Are you ready to go on? Next week:

..:: LESSON 3 ::..
TCP/IP and Other Hax0r Accronyms