Brought to you by Digital Fox (at great risk to myself and Bill Clinton, he's l33t j00 know)

Well...my beloved protoges, this is it... the final lesson. I'm crying right now... I'm so proud of you all. But.. enough with that... l33t hax0rs don't cry, we HAX0R!!! "Fox," you ask, "I have all this great knowledge that you have bestowed upon me at great undying risk to yourself, now, what does a lamer like me do with your vast knowledge?" Well, let me tell you silly...

j00 HAX0R EVERYTHING!!!!

And then you brag about it. Don't forget kiddies:

! YOU MUST BRAG!!! OTHERWISE NOONE WILL KNOW!!
Make sure you tell people how stupid they are, otherwise
they will never know how pathetic they are and how great
you are... Rub it in, watch how fast you become famous.

Now that you are a hax0r, you must email every government agency telling them how much their security sucks and how much you know about Gibsons, and how they should hire you because you can fix anything and train them. Don't forget to tell them that if they don't you will hax0r their mainframe and paste pictures of Barney on all their Windows 95 machines... You are after all using a Mac, if you indeed are a really l33t hax0r. Oh yeah... tell them you hax0red the President's email... then they will REALLY ph33r you and you will own them... I do.

Watch how fast they come to your house offering you phat jobs with lots of money. It happens to me everyday, I have to turn down so much stuff... because I already have a nice job at Taco Bell, and I like it. I'm so l33t, I can hax0r your tacos.

Watch out for people telling you that you don't know crap, because they are just trying to make themselves look better than you. We know the truth tho. You must torment them nonstop. You should talk like this:

"j00 sux0r, I wi11 hax0r j00r c0mput3r, ph33r my s|

And you should message them lots. Don't forget to insult their mom, that always makes them ph33r you. If they get really stupid, you must correct them by telling them all the accronyms and definitions you memorized in Lesson 3. It's okay to belittle them, after all, j00 are the l33t hax0r here. If they tell you that you are wrong, tell them are going to nuke their computer by sending them OOB music. Stock lots of Yani clips for this occassion. Don't be afraid to send them.
(Note: Make sure to tell them you use AOL, that will scare almost anyone, as only the most l33t hax0rz use it).

Okay all you crazy hax0rz you, I have to go because the FCC is knocking on my door and I have to start hiding underground again. Good luck with your hax0ring and remember, DENY THIS PAGE!!! I SMELL YOUR SOCKS!!! AAAHHH SPIT INTO THE WIND AND EAT CHEESY PENUTS!!!!

If you can't get enough of this AWESOME work, you can use the MENU on the main page to keep you happy as I have more stuff on Phreax0ring, Crax0ring and Warez..

peace and fun loving hamsters

-Fox