Do I Have What It Takes To Be a Phreax0r?

Brought to you by Digital Fox (at great risk to myself and people named Phil)

Okay, Yet ANOTHER useful lesson under the guise of hax0ring legally... Think of this as an extension class... Kind of a higher education if you will, you need it, trust me. You will thank me later. But now, on to Lesson First, Do I Have What It Takes To Be a Phreax0r?

What in cheesy poofs name is 'Phreax0ring'?? Well... had you read Lesson Three of My Hax0r Arkivez, you would have had a head start, but I can't expect everyone to be as tedious and as dedicated to hax0ring as me. After all, I am a very notorious hax0r d00d with lots of chix0rs after me. I spit on the government, and they offer me jobs. They ph33r m3.

:: Phreax0ring ::
Phreaking is the art of scaring people with your computer. (i.e. tellling them you are reading their hard drive right now, like I am doing to you). It is a form of hax0ring... only the super l33t can phreax0r.

This definition was taken from Lesson Three of My Hax0r Arkivez in case you thought I was making this up.

The art of scaring people is a vrey fine one, and only truly l33t hax0rz can do it. It is very dangerous for me to post this section, as many lamers will try the things listed in these lessons, and get caught. I must warn you tho, I will deny the existance of cheese and smelly shoes, and that you were stupid enough to keep reading... So all you non-l33t types... stop reading NOW.

WARNING!! READING ANY FURTHER THAN THIS POINT
Could mean that you will get smarter, however, if you're
naturally stupid, you will just get caught. Take the test below
to see if you are naturally stupid.

Test To See If You Are Naturally Stupid
(Also known as the 'Do I Have What It Takes To Phreax0r?' Test)

Define the word, 'Phreax0ring'
is it:

a) When you scare your mom with a bag full of rotten potatos?
b) When you trick telco into giving you free calls?
c) There is no such word as 'Phreax0ring' I'm an English major dang it... I KNOW THIS...
d) Telling people they suck because they don't know how to hax0r like j00?
e) None of the Above
f) All of the Above
g) Why the hell should I care?

Okay kiddies, here's the answer section... Look below carefully to see how you scored... If you scored lower than 5, you are stupid and should not continue with this or any other lesson. In fact.. maybe you should just go join #teenchat or #lovebus or something like that and save us all a headache.

If you answered A, you got 3 points... Here's why
Although A is semi-right, as it does implore scaring techniques, it is not using a computer or a telephone (see above definition). You get 1 point for the scaring portion, and 2 points for pity as you could have just looked up and read the definition.

If you answered B, you NO POINTS... YOU ARE A MORON!!
Everyone knows that Phreax0ring comes from the work FREAK, as in to scare... WHAT THE HELL DOES THE PHONE COMPANY HAVE TO DO WITH THIS??? You fail... get out.

If you answered C, you get a free trip to an 'American Slang 101' class
Phreax0ring is such a l33t word, that few know it, your education is worthless.

If you answered D, you get 2 points
While phreax0ring implores certian aspect of hax0ring, it is an offshoot, something different. You can read on, as you show promise, but remember, I'm watching your hard drive, if you screw up, I'll phreax0r j00r m0m. I 0wn j00.

If you answered E or F, you get to reread all the previous lessons at an additional charge of $34.95
Obviously you haven't been paying attention and selected this because you THOUGHT it was a "catch-all, save-me" answer, when really I just put it in ther to see how stupid you were. Plus, if F was right, that makes E right, AND THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! HA! Trick questions... what phun.
ph33r my ski11z, I own j00 punx0r.

If you answered G you pass 'Go' and collect the next lessons!
Every truely l33t hax0r knows that we are anti-social, reclusive, depressed and angst ridden. Therefore, the apporpriate response to this or any question asked by someone, other than fellow hax0r d00dz, should be G.

OKAY!!
Now that we have weeded out the silly rabbits of lamerz, use j00r ski11z to phreax0r people like Jean Claude Van Dame, with a weak ass movie career and a pansy name like that, the bastard deserves to be phreax0red until he craps his pants.